Look at that smile on this man's face. It was down to him all along! This is S.M. Bob and he's Keith's pet human and it was him who attacked Keith with a pair of scissors. (see below) He may well be able to play the piano, but he shouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors around us dogs...!
Forget the petition, I'll just get Maggie to bite his ankles the next time he comes into the Golden Lion.
Julie & James have a new beer coming in next week. It's called "Bob" from a far-away brewery. With the same name as Keith's pet human, I suspect that they wish they hadn't ordered it now. Perhaps I can get them to add a penny a pint onto the price of Bob so that the money can go towards a disguise (or al least a new coat for Keith...)
Keith has forgiven his Dad for making such a spectacle of him.However heating is on and I feel a little warmer he explains, but still embarrassed in front of his friends Hamish and Maggie
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