What a terrible shock I've just had. Julie had just called Val (my personal stylist) and booked both me and Maggie-Morag in for a tidy up this week.Then as we got back to the pub I got a sniff of my dear friend Keith. Can you imagine my surprise when I ran through the bar and found this.
He should look like me..... and not a "pretty pit bull"
My nerves are now in tatters. What if Val does this to me, nobody will take me seriously as a Westie looking like that. And what about poor Keith, it has got pretty cold the last few days and he'll be feeling a chill in places that he shouldn't be feeling a chill. I have already started a petition in the bar to force the boys to make Bob put the heating back on. If you would like to add your name to the list please pop in.
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